Friday, April 29, 2011

NationStates | The Republic of Durrrguffy

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Basket Case
Political Freedoms: Excellent

The Republic of Durrrguffy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 1.949 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and the Durrrguffy Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is totally unknown. Durrrguffy's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the rupee.

Durrrguffy is ranked 689th in Galactic Republic and 63,752nd in the world for Most Authoritarian.

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