Friday, April 29, 2011

NationStates | The Bears of Burrrduffy

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Superb

The Bears of Burrrduffy is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.508 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Commerce. Income tax is unheard of. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Burrrduffy's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the martini.

Burrrduffy is ranked 1070th in Galactic Republic and 78,216th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

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The Bears of Burrrduffy is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.508 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Commerce. Income tax is unheard of. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Burrrduffy's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the martini.

Burrrduffy is ranked 1070th in Galactic Republic and 78,216th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

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