A complex calculation based on my secret and proprietary formulae

I don't know why but I loved reading this line: 

Java ME had 26.80% market share in February, and 21.27% in December. A complex calculation based on my secret and proprietary formulae shows that it lost 5.53% market share this year.

Read more at http://www.quirksmode.org/blog/archives/2012/01/the_java_me_non.html (congrats on being featured on Techmeme!)