Saturday, March 26, 2011

The Secretly Horrifying Implications of AT&Ts Bandwidth Caps | Cracked.com

The Secretly Horrifying Implications of AT&Ts Bandwidth Caps | Cracked.com:

"Of course their introductory cap is going to start out on the high side. They need to give you time to get used to the concept without really suffering the consequences. But soon it will be lowered, and lowered again. Anybody familiar with college romance recognizes this as the 'just the tip' strategy: Wherein the fucker promises the fuckee that, should they find the end of the penis unsatisfactory in some way, the process can always be stopped and the whole thing pulled out. But, much like their frat-bro counterparts, I guarantee you that AT&T has no intention of pulling out. They are going to plunge it into us to the hilt, and if we're lucky, maybe they'll whisper gently into our ears about what good girls we're being for taking it all so bravely."

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